Tomorrow’s my presentation

16 Apr

Oh, man!  I sound like a bullfrog in heat and I’m trying everything I or the pharmacy can think to get whatever this is over and done with before tomorrow.  I decided I needed a neti pot, so I got the next best thing, which is a pressurized bottle of saline water.  I have cough syrup, I have alka-seltzer-like things, I have lozenges, I have pills and sprays and all manner of things — we have made our neighborhood ANTEKA rich for the week!  It’s not really anteka, because some of the letters only sort of look like that — and most letters don’t match their known sounds anyway.  I just call it that because that’s what it looks like.  I have GOT to have a voice by 2:00 tomorrow!  I remembered Claudia’s old wives remedy today, which is to wrap your throat in your bathrobe belt or a scarf or something.  No bathrobe, so I have a scarf wrapped tightly, and hotly I might add, around my neck.  It will be my luck that this remedy only works if you do it as soon as your throat starts to hurt.  Great.

I fear I will lose my audience tomorrow if I continue to sound like this — who wants to listen to someone who sounds like a fiddle dying???  Laird is prepared to read my Baba Yaga story, but I want to tell Dame Ragnell, I want to read poetry!  So I’m off to spray more saline up my nose.  Wish me luck!  Hoarsely yours, jm 

2 Responses to “Tomorrow’s my presentation”

  1. judythhill's avatar
    judythhill April 17, 2014 at 6:03 am #

    Rock it out, sweetie!!! You will be GREAT……let whatever voice you have be the voice that works! YOU can!!!!!xxxxxxxj

  2. Ed Mendez's avatar
    Ed Mendez April 16, 2014 at 4:02 pm #

    Well, luck! I would add a fair measure of schnapps in there somewhere to soothe that throat. Kisses!

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